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Hungry Alf

Living in our larder

underneath the bottom shelf

Is a great big hairy spider

who we call Hungry Alf

No one has ever seen him

and not a sound he makes

But when nobody's looking

he eats up all the cakes

He never eats the broccoli

the carrots or the rice

But the crisps keep disappearing

so he must think they are nice

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Mummy hides her chocolate 

on the highest highest shelf

But even that gets nibbled

by a very Hungry Alf

Mum and Dad are puzzled

they really don't know why

Alf just eats the sweet things

the rest he passes by

But when the sweets went missing

T'was plain for all to see

There never was a spider

Hungry Alf is ..... me!

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